Buckle up, eco-warriors—Bill Gates, the guy who once dropped a 300-page tome on dodging climate Armageddon, just hit the snooze button on the apocalypse. In his latest blog memo, the billionaire philanthropist shrugs off doomsday vibes like they’re last season’s flip-flops, insisting we’ll all be chilling in most spots on Earth without humanity packing it in. Forget melting ice caps; apparently, the real priority is helping poor folks first, because pitting poverty against polar bears is the false choice only a tech titan could love. Scientists are scratching their heads, calling it “vague and confusing,” while Gates quietly shutters his climate squads—turns out, even billionaires get tired of saving the world one TED Talk at a time.
Bill Gates Says Climate Change Isn’t So Bad After All
