In a world where phone cases are thinner than celebrity apologies, Matter Neuroscience said “hold my protein shake” and drop-kicked a 6-pound stainless-steel brick onto your iPhone. It’s part phone armor, part medieval torture device, part unsolicited bicep workout—because nothing screams “touch grass” like your forearm begging for mercy after three TikTok scrolls. Inspired by the glorious Zack Morris phone of yesteryear, this Kickstarter contraption screws together tighter than your aunt’s Tupperware, requiring an Allen wrench and the patience of a saint to remove. At $210 (or $500 if you want the brass “I lift” flex), it’s the ultimate commitment device for anyone whose screen-time report looks like a part-time job.
This Incovenient 6-Pound Phone Case Could Curb Your Smartphone Addiction
