Cash-strapped Trump is liquidating Cold War souvenirs like it’s a yard sale on Pennsylvania Avenue. Latest item: 19 metric tons of weapons-grade plutonium, now available to the highest bidder—including Sam Altman’s nuclear startup Oklo. Because nothing says “energy independence” like handing the guy who runs ChatGPT enough fissile material to power (or accidentally vaporize) half of California.

Trump Administration Providing Weapons Grade Plutonium to Sam Altman