Imagine strutting into motherhood like a biohacker boss babe, laser-beaming your brown eyes to blue and betting the farm it’ll blueprint your bump’s baby blues too—because DNA’s just that accommodating, right? This Russian podcaster’s yarn has social media erupting in eye-popping mockery, from moms joking about pre-preggo language lessons for bilingual bundles to hair-zapping for fuzz-free offspring. It’s peak delusion meets viral fame, where wishful thinking trumps biology textbooks every time. Who needs CRISPR when you’ve got sheer audacity? This story’s a hilarious reminder that not all “miracles” survive the comment section’s savage scrutiny.

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