Buckle up, folks, because the billionaire bunker bonanza is in full swing! While the rest of us are just trying to survive Monday, tech moguls like Sam Altman and Mark Zuckerberg are stockpiling guns, gold, and gas masks, ready to ride out the AI-pocalypse in style. Apparently, their AI creations have them so spooked they’re building underground fortresses faster than you can say “AGI armageddon.” Who needs a beach house when you’ve got a doomsday bunker on a sacred burial site?
Numerous Billionaires Preparing for End of Society
