Picture this: the FBI, masters of intrigue, decide to torch two pounds of seized meth in a furnace shared with an animal shelter, forgetting to mention it to their furry neighbors or, apparently, basic ventilation rules. Chaos ensues as toxic smoke billows back inside, evacuating shelter staff who end up in the hospital with headaches, dizziness, and a sore throat symphony—no party favors included. Kittens and dogs get relocated while heroes in scrubs battle the haze, all because someone skipped the “don’t inhale” memo. This bungled burn is a comedic catastrophe that begs the question: what were they smoking to think this was a good idea?
FBI Carelessly Incinerates Large Amount of Meth, Sending Workers to Hospital
