Google, the internet’s nosy librarian, finally fessed up: the open web is crumbling faster than a cookie in their search engine. After years of insisting the web was thriving, they’re now whining that breaking up their ad empire would make things worse. Meanwhile, their AI slop is clogging search results like digital cholesterol. Oh, Google, you built this mess—now you’re stuck googling for a way out!
Google Says the Open Web Is Now in “Rapid Decline”
