Meet Aristotelis Valaoritis, the Cypriot who took “keeping it together” to a whole new level. This 64-year-old glass-dancing legend stacked 511 wine glasses—139 pounds of fragile chaos—on his head for a Guinness World Record. No dancing this time, just pure, unadulterated balance. Was it nerves of steel or just a really good hat? This story’s a toast to human absurdity and Cypriot grit.
