Hold onto your noses, folks—Donald Trump’s latest venture into the world of questionable merchandise is here, and it’s a real stinker! “Victory 45-47,” his new fragrance, comes in a gaudy gold statuette that screams “I’m winning!” while the internet screams “Why?!” Priced at a cool $249, this scent promises strength, success, and probably a headache. Social media’s tearing it apart, and we’re just here wondering if it smells like regret or just pure capitalism.
