In a plot twist even Dilbert couldn’t dream up, Scott Adams, the king of cubicle comedy, dropped a bombshell on his Rumble show: he’s battling the same aggressive prostate cancer as Joe Biden, with a summer checkout looming. With his trademark wit still intact, Adams is facing the toughest deadline of his career, proving life’s punchlines can hit harder than a pointy-haired boss’s memos.

‘Dilbert’ Creator Scott Adams Says He Has Same Cancer as Biden, Months to Live