Picture this: 100 dudes, fueled by Red Bull and bad decisions, squaring off against a 400-pound silverback gorilla. It’s the ultimate barroom debate turned viral meme, and now actual scientists are weighing in! Spoiler: it’s not looking good for the humans. From broken necks to a gorilla’s home-field advantage, this hypothetical brawl is a wild ride of carnage and chaos.

Ape Researchers Evaluate Whether 100 Furious Men Could Bludgeon a Gorilla to Death