Well, it turns out Greenland isn’t just icy landscapes and polar bears—it’s also home to some of the most diplomatic shade-throwers on the planet. When Donald Trump floated the idea of buying Greenland (because apparently, countries are now on Amazon Prime), the residents responded with a collective “Thanks, but no thanks.” In a parliamentary election that turned into a referendum on Trump, Greenlanders made it clear they’d rather keep their independence than become part of “the greatest nation anywhere in the world.” Spoiler alert: five out of six party leaders don’t trust him. Ouch.
