Move over, Florida Man—there’s a new sheriff in town, and she’s armed with a garden hoe. Meet Melanie Davis, the 47-year-old Florida woman who took “canceled plans” to a whole new level. When her hangout buddy decided to bail, Davis allegedly went full-on action movie villain, scaling fences, busting through doors, and wielding a gardening tool like it was Excalibur. Spoiler alert: the man ended up in the hospital, and Davis ended up in jail—again. With 28 years of battery charges under her belt, she’s basically the MVP of Polk County’s most-wanted list.
Florida woman accused of attacking man with gardening tool after he canceled plans with her: police
