Brace yourselves, gentlemen — winter is coming, and it’s taking your size with it. A doctor warns of “winter penis,” a seasonal phenomenon where cold weather doesn’t just shrink your confidence but your, uh, other assets too. If you’ve ever wondered why Jack Frost seems a little too friendly, now you know: it’s all about that retreating real estate.
‘Winter penis’ could reduce sex organ size by up to 50%, doctor warns
