Beloved whale and alleged “Russian spy,” Hvaldimir, has tragically passed away, and the internet is swimming in conspiracy theories. The poor beluga, who once played fetch with kayakers and spied (allegedly) for Mother Russia, was found floating under mysterious circumstances. Some say he was taken out by a boat, others whisper of a more… sinister plot. One thing’s for sure: his story is now a cold case worthy of a deep-sea detective novel, complete with KGB dolphins and aquatic cloak-and-dagger operations.

 

Beloved ‘Russian spy whale’ Hvaldimir is found dead under mysterious circumstances