Hold onto your hats, folks! Ever heard of the perilous ‘Reverse Cowgirl’ sex position? Brace yourselves for a wild ride through the bedroom danger zone!
Dr. Karan Raj warns that this seemingly innocent position accounts for a whopping ’50 percent of penile fractures’! Yes, you read that right – ER visits due to bedroom acrobatics gone wrong.
But wait, there’s more! ‘Woman on top’ and ‘doggy style’ join the hall of fame for risky maneuvers, causing chaos in the sheets.
Symptoms? Oh, just popping sounds, deflation, and swelling – the party favors of a ‘snu snu’ gone south.
And in a bizarre turn of events, maybe it’s time to consider a steadier romance? Why risk it with the ‘Reverse Cowgirl’ when a sturdy tree might just be the safer bet?
Happy holidays, everyone! Wishing you laughter, love, and a lot less bedroom drama this season. Who knew romance could be this, well, spine-tingling?
Most dangerous sex position which leads to highest number of broken penises
