Hold on to your keyboards, folks, because Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida is about to drop the digital mic with his latest announcement. In a move that’s sure to make tech giants squirm, he’s introducing the “Digital Bill of Rights” to protect Floridians from Big Tech’s prying eyes and censorious ways. It’s like the Magna Carta for the internet age, but with more sunshine and alligators. So grab a cafecito and get ready to learn how Florida is taking on Silicon Valley in the battle for digital freedom.