Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, step right up and witness the greatest show on earth! In a surprising turn of events, a clown has offered to take on the role of CEO for Austin Energy after weeks of power outages have left the city in the lurch. This jokester may be used to juggling bowling pins and riding unicycles, but he’s ready to add a few more balls to the mix and show Austin what he’s made of. With his colorful attire and contagious energy, he’s sure to light up the boardroom and bring a smile to even the grumpiest of bureaucrats. But can he keep the power on? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – this circus just got a whole lot more interesting!
Clown Offers To Become Austin Energy CEO As Power Outages Drag On
