Freshly created Polymarket accounts (all under a week old) just dropped almost $70,000 betting there’ll be a US-Iran ceasefire by March 31, while the rest of the world is still trying to figure out what day it is. These wallets are moving like they’ve already read tomorrow’s classified briefing. Nothing suspicious here — just totally normal people with fresh accounts and suspiciously good timing. Move over, insider trading, this is “extremely online fortune telling” with extra crypto.

Sketchy Polymarket Accounts Making Suspicious Bets on Imminent Iran Ceasefire