Fresh off Team USA’s Olympic hockey gold (first since 1980!), Donald Trump couldn’t resist making it all about him—by posting a wild AI video where suit-clad 79-year-old him body-checks Canadians, throws punches, chills in the penalty box, then scores the winner to “Eye of the Tiger.” Teammates mob him like he’s the hero, while the internet roasts it as peak pathetic insertion into someone else’s victory. Because nothing screams “presidential” like fantasizing about dropping gloves on ice against our northern

Trump shares bizarre AI video of him brawling on ice with Canadian hockey players