Meta just patented an AI that turns your grandma’s Facebook into a never-ending ghost account—posting throwback selfies, liking your baby pics, and DMing “Hey sweetie, still eating your veggies?” long after she’s gone. Because nothing says “eternal love” like a zombie profile arguing politics in the comments at 3 a.m. Zuckerberg’s basically building Black Mirror’s subscription service, one creepy digital afterlife at a time. Consent? Optional. Spooky family reunions? Mandatory!
Meta patents AI that takes over a dead person’s account to keep posting and chatting
