Picture this: family reunion gone wrong edition, Texas style. Dad’s showing off his prized Glock like it’s a new grill accessory, daughter’s dropping truth bombs about Trump and gun rights, and suddenly—oops!—the gun “just went off” after a few too many wine cartons. Fast-forward: grand jury shrugs, says “insufficient evidence,” because apparently in Collin County, accidental discharges during political debates are just Tuesday. Meanwhile, a UK coroner calls it unlawful killing, Mom’s baffled, and the internet’s like, “Only in America.” Dark comedy gold, or just dark?