Remember when Pepsi thought solving police brutality with a soda handoff was peak marketing genius? Yeah, hold my dystopian doorbell—Amazon’s Ring just dropped a Super Bowl ad so tone-deaf it made that Kendall fiasco look like a sensitivity training video. Their “Search Party” spot promised neighborhood cameras teaming up to find lost Fluffy… but accidentally screamed “Big Brother is watching your every move, citizen.” Cue mass camera-smashing, Reddit rage, and a hasty partnership cancellation with a surveillance firm cozy with ICE. It’s the kind of corporate self-own that turns your front porch into 1984’s waiting room. Welcome to 2026: where your doorbell rats you out harder than your nosy neighbor.

Ring’s “Orwellian” Ad Was the Worst Super Bowl Disaster Since Kendall Jenner Handed the Cops a Pepsi