In a plot twist nobody saw coming (except maybe ancient pharaohs), JD.com flipped the script: instead of “buy phone, get cheap case,” it’s “drop enough gold to buy a small yacht on a phone case, get the actual flagship iPhone thrown in for free!” We’re talking solid gold-plated Au99.99 bling ranging from “that’s cute” 10g to “please mug me” 100g versions costing up to $20k. Sold-out lighter ones, influencers flexing mid-weight bling on socials, and oh yeah—gold might make your phone overheat like it’s trying to achieve orbit. Because nothing says “practical upgrade” like accessorizing your device with enough precious metal to make King Midas jealous.
