In a plot twist that finally makes “when pigs fly” literal, a Chinese farmer strapped a live pig to a massive drone for the ultimate shortcut to the slaughterhouse. Spoiler: the drone said “nah,” got tangled in high-voltage lines, dangled the poor porker like a piñata for hours, and plunged an entire Sichuan village into darkness. No lights, no power, just one confused pig swinging in the breeze while 12 workers spent ten hours untangling the mess—and the farmer got fined for overloading his “flying bacon delivery service.” Truly, innovation at its finest.
