Picture this: It’s Super Bowl Sunday, the nachos are hot, the family’s gathered ’round the TV, and suddenly Zach Dasher from Duck Dynasty hits the remote like it’s a venomous snake. “Nope, kids—time for bed or maybe some wholesome duck-calling videos!” he declares, because apparently the halftime show went from family fun to full-on “debaucherous” apocalypse starting with Janet Jackson’s infamous wardrobe whoopsie two decades ago. Now the Robertson clan is preaching spiritual warfare over sequins and choreography, turning the Super Bowl into a moral battlefield where the real halftime hero is the off button. Who knew protecting innocence meant declaring war on pop stars and pyrotechnics?
‘Duck Dynasty’ star refuses to let children watch ‘debaucherous’ Super Bowl halftime shows
