Imagine if Darwin’s survival of the fittest got bored with natural selection and decided to speed-run evolution via full-frontal car crashes—but with people instead of vehicles. Welcome to Australia’s Run Nation Championship, where two beefy dudes charge at each other like angry rhinos on Red Bull, the sole objective being to turn your opponent into a human speed bump. No tackling, no ball, no strategy—just pure, unadulterated “hold my beer” violence that’s somehow gaining fans faster than chiropractors can book appointments. Safety protocols? Sure, they’ve got doctors on standby… because nothing says “we care” like having a neurologist watch you turn your brain into jelly for likes.
New Controversial Contact Sport Has Players Slamming into Each Other Full Force
