Arrr, matey! Move over Amazon thieves—now we’ve got actual porch pirates with paws and zero shame. Security cam gold from Oklahoma City captured two sneaky dogs tag-teaming a heist: one grabs the package in its mouth, the other provides flawless backup, and off they trot like pros. The loot? Drill bits. Police roasted them with charges like “Paw-sitively Impersonating Master Thieves” and “Being Fur-ociously Adorable.” Tail-wagging crime spree of the year!
Four-legged ‘pooch pirates’ swipe package from Oklahoma City porch