Picture this: Winter Olympics chaos before the torch even lights, thanks to whispers of ski jumpers injecting acid serum straight into their junk for extra “lift”—not the bedroom kind, but the aerodynamic glide-farther kind. Dubbed “Crotchgate” faster than you can say “that’s gotta hurt,” it’s all about bulking up the crotch area of those skin-tight suits to cheat physics and snag gold. WADA’s scratching their heads, rules got tightened after last year’s stitching scandal, and suddenly everyone’s wondering if the real competition is in the air… or below the belt.
Crotch enhancements: The latest controversy at the Winter Olympics
