Picture this: a guy channeling his inner action-movie hero strolls into a Brooklyn jail dressed like a budget FBI agent, waving imaginary judge-signed papers and armed with… a pizza cutter and a barbecue fork. Because nothing screams “high-stakes prison break” like kitchen utensils from a backyard BBQ gone wrong. Mark Anderson’s bold (and hilariously doomed) attempt to spring Luigi Mangione ended faster than a bad blind date—he flashed his real driver’s license, got busted, and ironically landed in the very same jail he tried to raid. Who needs Ocean’s Eleven when you’ve got Delusion’s One?
Mystery Man Dressed as FBI Agent Tries to Break Luigi Mangione Out of Jail
