In the sleepy town of Ridge, New York, a Webster Bank alarm screamed “burglary!” at ungodly hours, sending cops racing to catch the ultimate four-legged felon: a confused buck who’d smashed through a window like he was auditioning for Ocean’s Eleven: Hooves Edition. The deer turned the office into a demolition derby — papers everywhere, chairs toppled — desperately hunting for an exit (or maybe just some loose change for snacks). Officers lassoed the intruder like budget cowboys, gently escorted him out, and set him free back in the wild. Police caption? “We think the buck was looking for bucks.” Classic.

Burglary alarm at New York bank triggered by intruding deer