Picture this: while everyone’s chugging green smoothies, popping NAD+ pills, and timing their intermittent fasts like Olympic events, the real secret to hitting 100 might be shotgunning a beer at 2 a.m. with your village elders. Longevity guru Dan Buettner drops the mic—Blue Zones aren’t about kale salads and 5 a.m. yoga; they’re about all-night dance marathons, free-flowing homemade wine, and bonding so hard you accidentally fund the local school. Forget biohacking your fridge; apparently, the fountain of youth is a dance floor sticky with spilled ouzo and questionable decisions that somehow build unbreakable social bonds. Who knew hangovers were just misunderstood community service?
Partying could actually be the key to living longer, according to longevity experts
