China Discovers $85.9B ‘Treasure’ Under Earth’s Surface

Move over, pirate legends—China just yeeted the treasure map into the future by unearthing a “superlarge” gold deposit worth a casual $85.9 billion buried deeper than your ex’s apologies. We’re talking over 1,000 tons of shiny bling sparkling in Hunan province, with visible gold chunks winking at geologists like “you found me, congrats on being rich now.” This isn’t just a find; it’s the geological equivalent of winning the lottery while napping. Recent hauls across provinces are stacking up so fast, China’s basically turning into the world’s sparkliest dragon hoard. Time to update your bucket list: visit Hunan, bring a very big shovel.