55-Year-Old Turkish Woman Claims She Is Donald Trump’s Biological Daughter

Hold onto your comb-overs, folks: A 55-year-old woman from Ankara has launched the most audacious family reunion pitch since Maury Povich retired. Necla Ozmen insists she’s Donald Trump’s secret biological daughter, based on her mom’s wild adoption story involving a mysterious American woman named Sophia who supposedly hooked up with The Donald decades ago. Armed with nothing but family resemblance vibes (cheekbones don’t lie, apparently) and some sketchy paperwork inconsistencies, she’s begging for a DNA test while swearing Trump would be a “good father” who won’t reject her. Courts said “not so fast,” but Necla’s undeterred, flooding embassies and appeals like it’s open casting for the next season of “Who’s Your Daddy: International Edition.”