Imagine this: you’re just trying to be the Pigeon Whisperer of Harrow, tossing crumbs like a benevolent bread goddess, when suddenly — bam! — council enforcers swoop in like feathered avengers, police arrive, handcuffs click, and you’re crying in the street because apparently feeding birds is now a crime worthy of a full SWAT-level takedown. One minute you’re Mother Teresa to the flying rats, the next you’re Public Enemy No. 1 for “throwing bread on the floor.” Welcome to 2026 Britain, where pigeons have more rights than you do!

Shocking moment woman is arrested and fined for feeding pigeons