Imagine a world where doomscrolling Twitter just isn’t profitable enough—so some absolute mad lads from the Pentagon Pizza Watch crew decided to fix that. Meet PolyGlobe, the hot new app that turns the globe into your personal stock ticker for war. Zoom in on Ukraine, hover over Pokrovsk, and bam: real-time betting odds on whether it’ll fall before New Year’s, complete with handy arrows showing where the tanks are rolling and a live chart tracking humanity’s collective gamble on tragedy. It’s like Google Earth and Robinhood had a baby, and that baby grew up to be a war profiteer with a crypto wallet. Because nothing says “informed citizen” like turning open-source intel from anonymous OSINT bros into a slot machine where the jackpot is measured in human suffering.
New App Lets Users Bet on Deadly Conflicts in Real Time
