Donald Trump, age 79 going on “perfectly normal,” proudly released an MRI memo declaring his brain and body in tip-top shape—no concerns, just routine excellence for a man who definitely doesn’t nap during meetings. Enter California Governor Gavin Newsom, armed with the savage energy of a thousand shade-throwing aides, who fired back with his own fake medical report signed by none other than Dr. Dolittle. According to the good doctor, Newsom’s arteries “shimmer,” his bones rival a redwood, and he can stand upright without resembling Italy’s most famous leaning tourist attraction. It’s peak political pettiness: one side says “I’m fine,” the other says “Hold my enlightened EKG.”
Gavin Newsom mocks Donald Trump’s MRI release with his own ‘results’ from Dr Dolittle
