A coyote in downtown Fort Myers said “book me the executive suite with a view” and then immediately yeeted itself onto a second-story parking-garage ledge, turning a Tuesday morning into a live episode of “When Animals Attack…Hotel Reviews.” Police, firefighters, wildlife officers, and half the city showed up to watch Wile E. Coyote’s less competent cousin contemplate life choices before casually hopping back inside like “false alarm, just checking the balcony situation.”
Coyote causes a scene on ledge outside Florida hotel
