In news that will shock exactly nobody who’s seen a single sci-fi movie, China just looked at its 150+ nearly-identical humanoid robot companies, the billions pouring in, and the fact that most of these bots still need a human babysitter to fold laundry…and gently whispered, “Uh, comrades, we might have a bubble.” Congratulations, Beijing—you’ve recreated the 2017 bike-share apocalypse, except this time the streets will be littered with unemployed kung-fu androids doing backflips for TikTok views instead of actual jobs.
China Is Officially Scared of Robots
