Move over, deep-dish pizza and murderous winter wind—Chicago’s newest public enemy is a fleet of pink and green lunchbox robots that waddle down the sidewalk like entitled Roomba tourists. Locals aren’t just annoyed; they’re one flagpole to the eyeball away from forming a vigilante group called “Hammer Time for Bots.” Somewhere in LA, people are already weaponizing dog poop. The revolution will not be motorized—it will be covered in stitches and pure Midwestern rage.
Residents Rage Against Fleet of Delivery Robots Taking Over Chicago
