Forget the NBA—meet the new GOAT (Greatest Operative Android of All Time). A Chinese humanoid robot just dropped the sickest basketball mixtape of 2025: dribbling, crossovers, jump shots, and even selling the defender (a grad student) with a filthy pivot that left him grabbing air and existential dread. The robot celebrated with the emotion of a toaster, because feelings are apparently still in beta. LeBron just texted “I’m retiring.”
This Video of a Robot Playing Basketball Is EXTREMELY Impressive
