Ladies and gentlemen, meet America’s new Health Czar, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—the man who’s simultaneously banning childhood vaccines “for safety,” injecting sketchy testosterone like it’s hair gel, and—according to his ex-mistress’s tell-all—blasting off to the 5th dimension on illegal DMT while proudly declaring himself “sober since the ‘80s.” Nothing says “trust me with public health” quite like a guy who thinks the CDC is a deep-state conspiracy but machine-elves from hyperspace are totally legit life coaches. At this point the only thing he hasn’t tried is evidence-based policy.
The “Sober” RFK Jr. Has Allegedly Been Smoking DMT
