In the greatest timeline glitch since pineapple on pizza, Nicki Minaj—the woman who wrote a song about her own butt cheeks—is addressing the United Nations today alongside the Trump administration to discuss Christian persecution in Nigeria. Yes, the same Nicki who once rapped “I’m a bad bitch, no muzzle” is now diplomatically muzzle-off about global human rights. The Barbz are currently printing “Roman Reloaded: Geneva Conventions Edition” T-shirts, while world leaders frantically Google “what is a Chun-Li?” Expect a speech that somehow rhymes “religious freedom” with “anaconda don’t want none unless you got Jesus, hun.
Why is Nicki Minaj going to be speaking at the United Nations?
