Nevada just went full fantasy novel: miners digging for bat poop in 1911 accidentally unearthed a squad of 10-foot-tall, red-haired, allegedly cannibalistic giants that8-foot-tall mummies wearing size 19 sandals like it’s no big deal. The local Paiute tribe heard this news and collectively said, “Told you so—we literally set their cave on fire centuries ago because they wouldn’t stop eating our cousins.” Archaeologists are arguing whether the red hair is natural or just ancient Nevada sun damage, while the rest of us are suddenly very concerned about our 5’8” dating prospects. Somewhere, Shaq is breathing a sigh of relief that he’s only 7’1”.
’10-foot-tall people’ discovered by archaeologists in Nevada cave
