In a plot twist straight out of a Looney Tunes episode gone wrong, a Pennsylvania pooch turned man’s best friend into man’s worst trigger-happy nightmare by leaping onto a bed where dad had casually parked his freshly cleaned shotgun—boom, back full of buckshot! The 53-year-old gun cleaner broke every cardinal rule (loaded weapon on mattress? Safety off?), creating the “perfect storm” of canine chaos that left him surgery-bound while his son dialed 911. Cops are paw-sing to figure if Fido’s paw snagged the trigger or if it was a factory flub, but hey, at least this pup isn’t all bad—unlike that heroic Peruvian doggo defusing dynamite, this one’s just auditioning for “America’s Most Accidental Assassins.” Moral: Treat every gun like it’s loaded, and maybe don’t let Rover review your bedtime arsenal.
Dog accidentally shoots owner with rifle after jumping on bed
