Vine is back, baby, and it’s gatekeeping harder than a Brooklyn speakeasy in 2013. Jack Dorsey’s diVine resurrects 100,000 archived six-second masterpieces, bans AI slop with smartphone-verified purity tests, and runs on open-source Nostr like a blockchain hippie commune. No generative garbage—just pure, unfiltered chaos from the era when “Damn Daniel” was peak cinema. Original creators get VIP logins; everyone else can kick rocks (or join the 10K TestFlight stampede). Elon might sue, Apple’s already cranky, but for one shiny moment, the algorithm isn’t god.

Jack Dorsey Releases Vine Reboot Where AI Content Is Banned