In Krasnoyarsk, Russia, one husband decided that faking a felony beats following his wife through another fluorescent-lit purgatory of handbags and scented candles. Armed with a screwdriver and Oscar-worthy dramatics, he trashed his own Toyota Corolla, “discovered” it on a random island, and spun a carjacking tale so flimsy the cops smelled the retail desperation. Now facing up to two years in the gulag for “knowingly false denunciation,” this legend has proven that some men would literally rather do time than hold another purse in the fitting-room corridor of doom.
Man Stages Carjacking to Avoid Going Shopping with His Wife
