Earth’s data centers guzzle more power than Japan and sweat water like a marathon runner, so Nvidia said, “Screw it—let’s yeet an H100 GPU into orbit.” This 80GB beast, 100 times stronger than any space computer, is now chilling at 350km altitude, crunching AI tasks with solar power and zero cooling bills. No land, no emissions, just vibes and satellite Wi-Fi. Starcloud’s CEO dreams of 40-megawatt space servers by 2030—because nothing says “green tech” like off-world overclocking. Meanwhile, your laptop overheats watching Netflix.
Nvidia Sends a Powerful GPU to Space
