Picture this: you’re knee-deep in wedding cake samples, dreaming of eternal bliss, when your fiancé slides over a prenup thicker than the Bible. Enter James Sexton, New York’s $850-an-hour divorce whisperer, who’s seen clauses so wild they’d make a soap opera blush—like one groom demanding his bride forfeit $10K monthly alimony for every 10 pounds gained, or a wife banning goatees with financial penalties. Sexton calls it “honest” incentive to stay “skinny and hot,” but admits most are unenforceable fluff. Moral? Prenups aren’t romance killers; they’re just adulting on steroids—because nothing says “I love you” like legally binding salad mandates.

Divorce lawyer reveals ‘most shocking’ demands he’s seen in a prenup agreement