Ah, Prince Andrew: the royal who traded tiaras for tabloid nightmares, Epstein excuses for “I was at Pizza Express” alibis, and now clings to a 30-room mansion like it’s the last helicopter out of Windsor. Fresh off ditching his Duke title amid spy scandals and shady Chinese deals, Andy’s still living large on “mystery millions” that make his £20k Navy pension look like couch change. Experts whisper of foreign sugar daddies treating millions like pocket lint, while the public fumes over his Swiss chalet splurges and war-movie marathons at Royal Lodge. King Chuck cut the allowance, Fergie sold a pad, but somehow the corgis eat better than most Brits. As calls mount for him to downsize to Frogmore Cottage (or a cardboard box), one wonders: is the real scandal the Epstein links, or how a non-working royal affords more luxury than a Netflix subscription?
Prince Andrew’s mystery millions continue to fuel lavish lifestyle as public demands answers
